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[Sunday January 1st, 2006 3:57pm] _builtinthesky _builtinthesky _builtinthesky _builtinthesky CMNT

[Saturday December 24th, 2005 11:35pm] so christmas 2005 - -first Christmas without Andy home to wake everyone up (still, at age 18, its inevitable) at 5am when it's still dark out. -first Christmas in three years with a boyfriend. merry Christmas, Daniel. having you on my couch in a giant Christmas bag was definitely my favorite present of the year. & to top it off... (everyone is going to be suprised) -first Christmas that i actually don't care what or how much i'm getting. actually giving people gifts & making them happy makes me a whole hell of a lot happier. now my parents can call me "a heart of generosity" without any additive sarcasm. merry christmas, everyone. & "appropriate seasonal sentiments" from Susan Renshaw, herself. 2 comments -- CMNT

[Monday December 19th, 2005 10:37pm] SHUT UP, I DONT CARE. mmhmm. <3 16 comments -- CMNT

[Friday December 16th, 2005 3:49pm] also, in ancient England, people could not have sex without the consent of the king unless they were in the royal family. when they recieved permission they would be given a sign that said "Fornication Under Consent of King," or F.U.C.K. this lead to the english word that was synonymous for having sex. ALSO, on top of this, in early American history, if someone were to commit a crime, they would be placed in the stocks with a placard above their heads stating why they were there. if a person were to have sex with someone they were not permitted to, they would have a card above their head stating that they were under arrest "For Unlawful Carnal Knowlegde," -- F.U.C.K. thus, giving the word a negative connotation. ...i love this shit. 3 comments -- CMNT

[Friday December 16th, 2005 3:40pm] between the years 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of "Alphabetti Spaghetti" especially for the german market that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas. ...interesting. 1 comment -- CMNT

[Wednesday December 14th, 2005 6:08pm] every girl on here should be absolutely completely ultimately extremely jealous of my amazing boy and how i get to see him for more than half my day, everyday (usually). yep! CMNT

[Monday December 5th, 2005 5:50pm] cure my boredom & help my procrastination; leave an anonymous comment with any sort of confession/secret. 7 comments -- CMNT

[Tuesday November 22nd, 2005 5:55pm] so this weekend who wants to: a.) see Walk the Line b.) go to scary dairy saturday night even though theres really only one person who i will actually tolerate seeing movies with these days (besides myself), i may make an exception. and as for saturday...sign up kiddies!!! 1 comment -- CMNT

[Tuesday November 15th, 2005 7:34pm] ( these are a lil late, but.. ) 4 comments -- CMNT

[Friday October 28th, 2005 12:59pm] happy birthday fenmore but brother my buddy my man YOURE OLD!!!!! 1 comment -- CMNT

[Sunday October 23rd, 2005 8:34pm] lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off.. seriously though. the majority of the girls i've gotten to know prove that title right. if you think its about you, you're right. pease. 11 comments -- CMNT

[Thursday October 20th, 2005 8:53pm] fuck man, why is kelly clarkson so good? 1 comment -- CMNT

[Tuesday October 18th, 2005 10:26pm] so i started this entry out by making a list of things i hate, but over the course of my neverending list, i had a really relieving conversation with will & it struck a thought into my mind. i want everyone, regardless of how long i've known you or how little we've gotten to know eachother to answer being completely honest and as blunt as need be; what exactly do you think of me as a person? 13 comments -- CMNT

[Wednesday October 12th, 2005 11:50pm] ATTN. EVERYONE: getchyalovedrunk (11:44:20 PM): my butt hurts from sitting in this chair x yearoftheswine (11:44:57 PM): ill make it hurt getchyalovedrunk (11:45:02 PM): i hate you. x yearoftheswine (11:46:41 PM): drews got my back hahahaha xdrewfirstbloodx (11:45:34 PM): Anal rules. xdrewfirstbloodx (11:45:37 PM): Just let him butt fuck you. xdrewfirstbloodx (11:46:00 PM): he's very good. xdrewfirstbloodx (11:46:07 PM): he made me feel comfortable. xdrewfirstbloodx (11:46:11 PM): he has soft hands. I SWEAR, I DO NOT KNOW THEM!! 8 comments -- CMNT

if you love me.. [Sunday October 9th, 2005 5:44pm]  Dear Xie, You are really_______. You should____. We need to go____. After that we can____ because I wanna ___with you. Remember that time we_____? That was so____. Maybe tomorrow we can____. You are my____. I ____ you! Love, ____ P.S. ______. dooooooooooooooooooooooo itttttttttttttttttttttt. 7 comments -- CMNT

[Friday October 7th, 2005 12:01pm] so tony and i wake up early all pissed that we have to be in camarillo at 10.. he's hung over and i'm just sleepy cause its my day off. we go to my dentist appt, and then he decides that we're going to go visit his friend Chelsie in newbury park at this salon she works at... we drive up, he tells me to just pull up into this handicap parking spot cause were only gonna be there for a minute and that he just wants to introduce me to her cause she hasnt seen me in probably 13 years.. i pull up, theres a HUGE glare on his extremely dirty window.. he tells me to keep pulling up, and BAM! i run into this handicap sign. tony's like.. "HOLY SHIT DUDE, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, JUST DRIVE AWAY, JUST GO" so all the people in the salon are fucking staring at us while i drive away, and we're both laughing HYSTERICALLY.. so we drive away and we're freaking out about how funny it is.. and then tony calls Chelsie and tells her what happened, and she said that the CHP were all over there, and that they were taking reports from randoms outside of the salon, hahahahahah. so we're flipping out at starbucks and she calls back and leaves me a voicemail saying how they called the cops because we were laughing while we were driving away, not to mention the sign now being completely parallel to the sidewalk.. shes telling us that the cops are waiting at motel 6 off of borchard or whatever, and they ran the license plate number and stuff.. so we decide that we HAVE to get home.. and while were on our way tonys drunk screaming to everyone about how were the handicap bandits and how handicap signs just enrage me and i go psycho when i see them... but on our way home, we see a motorcycle cop on the side of the 23 and hes stopping the ENTIRE freeway behind us... and then we look in the rearview window and theres literally, LITERALLY 20 cops with all of their lights on.. no exaggeration at all.. we keep driving still and they ended up getting off at tierra rejada and we keep going cause my house is off of collins and one of them smiles at me.. hahahahaha. so now we see helicopters and were like flipping out and run in the house and lock the doors. hahahahahha. like, whats the odds of that happening right after we pull this kinda shit. tony is so paranoid right now, but we cant stop laughing. seriously, how does this shit happen? funniest fucking situation ever. i love my brother. hahahahahahha. 9 comments -- CMNT

[Thursday October 6th, 2005 8:15am] [ mood | pissed/sarcastic ] i love that my brother has broken into my room so many times that even when my door is completely locked, the door pushes open without any effort. well, at least i know i'm making his life that much easier. 3 comments -- CMNT

[Wednesday October 5th, 2005 5:59pm] whats up dawg? i need a fucking job. that's what's up dawg. 5 comments -- CMNT

go to sleep my lil timebomb. [Saturday September 17th, 2005 3:05pm] the point of this is to say, we all really hate our lives, especially last night, and obviously n2 hates his life the most for passing out in jessie's driveway. 17 comments -- CMNT

[Wednesday September 14th, 2005 12:25am] If you read this, even if I don't speak to you often, you must reply with a memory of me. It can be anything you want -- good or bad, just as long as it happened. Then post this up yourself and see what people remember about you. 30 comments -- CMNT

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